I was on the subway the other day, and three men walked on. Two were very attractive in a jock-y kind of way, and one was sketchy, tall, too thin, and had hair that was almost long enough to reach his bum. I checked them all out, and even though I acknowledged that the two jocks would be better suited to me, I knew in my heart of hearts that I’d sleep with the weird, skinny dude (if I was single, of course) before I even considered the other two.
It made me very sad.
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